var monkey = new CodeMonkey(self),
monkey.workload = unix_timestamp(),
bananas = new Reward(world_domination | maybe_less);
while (!bananas.arrived() && !monkey.bananas) {
monkey.eat().code().sleep(1 - monkey.workload);
--monkey.workload += random();
monkey.tolerance = 1 / monkey.workload;
monkey.bananas = monkey.workload > monkey.brain * monkey.tolerance;
}